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Do you aspire to get under the skin of a complete stranger? Do you enjoy bringing a ray of monkeyshine into the life of a loved one? If so, give these techniques a whirl.
Most how-tos teach us something useful. Not this one. It’s just plain funny, like the man who buys an ultra romantic tenth anniversary card when it’ their nineth anniversary. And that’s just number one. There are eighteen more that are just as funny.
The Woman Who Is Always Tan and Has a Flat Stomach (And Other Annoying People)

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Now you have to admit… this is funny!

And it annoys the hell out of me when I see someone park across two parking spaces. It’s like saying that my car is better than yours so I need two spaces.
Big Grin!!

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Have to get a handle on this hostility and my service guys. I simply can’t let them tick me off anymore. I just read of a study at the Kaiser Permanente Medical Care Program in Oakland, California which came to the conclusion that people who tested high on the hostility scale were twice as likely to develop heart disease. That’s why I’m offering this video. We all need to laugh more!!

I have seen it before but it still has a way of bringing a smile to my face!
Ah… now I feel better!

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Well, I have to admit, it doesn’t look half bad. At least I don’t think so. My daughter the landscaper, just shook her head. “What were they thinking??” she muttered to herself. “Just look at the spacing!”
Actually I couldn’t wait for her to get home, so I could tell her the names of the plants. It’s not the real names, but the names that the guy planting told me. He obviously does not know his shrubs very well lol, but I didn’t know that at the time. So, I asked him what he was planting.
He pointed to a juniper… “that’s …read more

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“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’”
Sam Levenson
I think every family has a character that comes up with sayings like this. In our family, Uncle Stan comes to mind. That man, should write a book! Actually, now that he is in his sixties, chances are… he has enough anecdotes for two books!
Now that I think about it, if he lived in this house and all the problems that have come …read more

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Well, something is working in my favor today. I wonder if my service guys knew that today, they could get away with being late. Actually, this has to be one of the first times that they have ever shown up on time. They didn’t do a lot granted… but the did show up before I expected them to!
I just might be able to squeeze in a walk later this afternoon. The weather has been so horrid all weekend… wouldn’t you know it. Today, it’s gorgeous!
So, if you are late for something today, it’s perfectly okay. On, “Be Late For …read more

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You think that you know the answer right?? Well, you might be surprised. Ask the same question of different people… like Captain Kirk, FOX MULDER, or JERRY SEINFELD and you would get completely different answers for obvious reasons.
Yes, I’m just playing around until lunch
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This would have my husband rolling around the floor in laughter… is it just me or do you have to be British??

Okay, maybe I grinned just a little bit… but I wasn’t rolling on the floor!

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Looking for something to keep you busy over the next few months??. Okay, Lauren Porter knitted her Ferrari for her honors degree, but you have to admit, what she accomplished is pretty impressive.

“The classic red bodywork consists of 250 squares of garter stitch made by Lauren and 20 family members and friends. It’s all supported by a steel frame which Lauren, 22, of Greatham, Hants, welded herself.”
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Just a little quiz to see just how clever you are. You will find a series of two photos at a time. It is your job to decide if they are really from the mod era or are they complete frauds. To be quite honest… I goofed on a more than a couple.
How well did you do??
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